They’ll insult you to your face — and somehow it’s the best time you’ve had all week. The Dick’s Last Resort happy hour at Excalibur, called “Dick’s Crappy Hour,” runs Monday through Thursday with $8 drinks and select appetizers, served with the signature rude-on-purpose attitude that has made this chain a Las Vegas institution for over a decade.
Order This:
- $8 drinks — the full bar at a flat price during Crappy Hour; buckets of beer are the group move and the thing the table next to you will definitely be doing
- Loaded Nachos — the shareable appetizer that arrives in a portion size that justifies the paper hat you’ll be wearing by the end of the meal
- Wings or sliders — bar food done loud and generous; order whatever sounds right and don’t expect a polite recommendation from the staff
Dick’s Last Resort operates on a simple premise: rude servers, paper hats folded into insulting shapes with your name on them, and bar food that’s actually decent underneath all the theater. The Excalibur location puts it right on the south end of the Strip, which makes it a natural stop before or after a show at the property. The Crappy Hour pricing is straightforward and the atmosphere is exactly what it advertises — loud, irreverent, and genuinely fun if you’re in the right mood for it. Go with a group. Leave your dignity at the door. Get the nachos.
Mon-Thurs Crappy Hour with $8 drinks and select appetizers. Located at Excalibur Hotel & Casino, 3850 Las Vegas Blvd S. (702) 597-7777.